I would confirm. Would you? Oh yeah?

I can confirm. Oh yes? What exactly? That you are an idiot?

In the meantime I confirm. What? You are Catholic?

For the avoidance of doubt HOWEVER? What are you trying to emphasise here? That you don't know how to write a sentence without padding it out with a load of pseudo legalistic shite that seems a bit threatening but means absolutely nothing you arrogant little pubco prick?

"that the charge for compensation incurred as a result of your breach of your tenancy will now be placed against your account." Is that so they can get cosy being placed together?

"The charges are not an exact figure of the loss to the Company and we reserve the right to claim all losses suffered as a result of any breach of tie, should become necessary to issue legal proceedings against you." HUH?

What's not exact about: "£3001.80, an administration charge of £300.00 + VAT and 14.76 barrels at £180.00 per barrel not sourced from the Company". Tell me you stupid thick headed tiny brained fuck wit, what exactly is not exact about these figures?

YES I am a dangerous, intemperate annoyed and irrational person who should not be listened to because I swear sometimes i nwriting and shout in blogs.

I am simply not able to write what I really think because even I would find that embarrassing.