Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Response to Jack Bailey photo on Flickr: WORD OF LIFE MINISTRIES.

I want a word with you. About life. And about Apostolic Faith.

The Word is: Vote for God.

Oh. Dammit. Forgot.

You cannot vote for god. God does not exist.

Have Faith instead. And put your money in this tin. Or, if you have a bank account, you can make the transfer from life to death smoother by paying direct, regular monthly installments, in any currency, into my bank account here:

Bank account of God. Heaven. Not of this Earth.

We recommend 10% of your salary - that's what Jesus used to donate but his example is only a guideline, many people now choose to give more. And there is evidence that they get to heaven faster.

It's up to you.

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