Punch licensees share pub business ideas

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Sometimes I think I'm becoming a late onset Tourettes sufferer. It's difficult not to come out with loads of four letter words when reading about these initiatives from pubco employees - people who couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery (as they have comprehensively been proving for the last twenty years as they have pushed the pub industry into the gutter) people who've NEVER run their own business, can't read a business plan let alone write one, people who can't pull a pint or hold an engaging conversation with a slug. These are the numskulls in charge of 'business advice' to the nation's pubs, employed by accountants and solicitors who hate beer and would rather be sipping Oloroso alongside a round of fine tapas at the marina in Majorca than thinking about how to run a pub.