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J Mark Dodds 05/04/2010 23:38:06

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Where are the Lies?

Ahem. rinnnggg rinnnnggg...

Errr. "David luvvy, David, Yes Christopher, there's a man in a white coat at the door. He says he's got a nice soft jacket for you and some, did you day 'bracelets' young man? Yes and he's got some nice shiny bracelets for you. What's that young man? Just sign here? Thank you young man, thank you. Yes he has been frothing at the mouth this weekend. I thought it was the egg whites he's been beating in the kitchen, he spilt them all over his Little Mac on Friday morning and hasn't really been the same since. His 'wife'? No she left him a long time ago. He seems to correspond with a girl in America, I think he said. Yes. She's short and vegetarian and doesn't like people very much. She does like a Cheez Burger now and then... She keeps him company on the internet late at night. He told me it's a VPN thing. I really don't know what that means"... (http://bit.ly/cMb8Hb)

"There you go Christopher. Come along with the nice young man into his big van."

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David Harrison 05/04/2010 23:48:09

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Doodle, back off on that Columbian special 'medication', it clearly has the effect of making you believe that you're impervious to reality, maybe they're cutting it with something that doesn't agree with you, a dose of the truth maybe?

You lied and got badly caught and the fun is only just beginning. On that you have MY word and that really is worth something.

Mark, S says to tell you

"that you might be better employed in trying to rescue your business instead of googling all day but enjoy your Cheezburger, there's a good little stalker. :)

Nice 'resurrection' btw.

Regards,

Cendres."

Any idea what she's talking about Dodds?

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J Mark Dodds 06/04/2010 00:02:06

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I do not take recreational drugs Chris and I do not drink much wine. I don't have enough time, too busy with work, family and outside voluntary commitments, one of which is the Fair Pint Campaign.

You choose to interpret everything I say as a lie and what I, and other Fair Pint members, do as being imbued, riddled, rotten with ulterior motives. We want an end to the tie, that's all, so we, and everyone else, can run our businesses profitably. That you choose to read otherwise is YOUR prerogative Chris, your choice and it is a serious problem you have generated all by yourself. Your perception seems real to you and, apparently three other people, but is not an accurate reflection of what really goes on outside of your head. I find it very difficult NOT to wind you up at times because I have been thoroughly deluged by your sick outpourings for a hell of a long time and I have been thoroughly sick of it for a long time too.

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J Mark Dodds 06/04/2010 00:42:20

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As for Serenwyl Chris, your fantasy trysting illusory 'wife', she will have told you that I spend 'all day googling' her over your Virtual Private Network because of course, it's AWAKE the ghoulies time both sides of the Atlantic now isn't it...

Well Chris, for a half hour following ONE giggle search for 'Serenwyl Roberts' and sending a couple of messages stating 'those photos are great' against from you:

Several hundred days of taunting, disgusting PMs emails (and texts in Steve and Karl's case), barely veiled threats of violence and public trial (what a marvellous start you made here), repeatedly spamming a review site about my business and Steve's, reliably shockingly foul language and poisonous bile and from HER:

A series of long winded blasts of pointless meaningless semi legalese threats generated over nothing, a number of unsolicited messages in stultifying language pointing out how noboint cause is

Brings it all amounting to little more than a storm in a teacup.

You have seriously misjudged the entire scope of what you survey. You behave alarmingly as someone desperate to be the centre of a cult but simply have no charisma to carry any of it off. Perhaps this is why you only have internet friends.

Look back over your posts this weekend. You actively alienate everyone on the forum, you do EXACTLY what you accuse me and Fair Pint of doing. Except we do not do that. The ONLY 'people' I have been in any way aggressive toward on these forums are you and your many voices and at times I've had a pop at one or two people I thought might have been you which, surely, is understandable given your unbelievable multiple postings under different guises. The Gollum of the Trolls

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J Mark Dodds 06/04/2010 00:42:34

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You though blast off at anyone and all, you send vile PMs to lots of people on this forum for no reason other than they didn't fall at your smelly stinky metaphorical feet.

You are everything you accuse everyone else of being. You are a dreadful manifestation of your own insecurities, obsessions and paranoias. You ought to reflect on your behaviour over the past eighteen months or so and be ashamed of YOURSELF not expect others to be ashamed of standing up to bullies and despicable cheats just like the one you have made of yourself.

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J Mark Dodds 06/04/2010 00:49:12

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It is, in all seriousness, sad that this has befallen you. How you can have become so damaged, so unhinged as to believe that what you have done this weekend is in any iota a triumph of valour and truth is simply stunning. You have blazened your bizarre personality across a public forum and ruined a series of threads where serious discussion could have and was taking place.

How you can be so blind to your own ranting, illogical contradictory and insanely mercurial behaviour is truly to be wondered at. It is not an any way satisfying for anyone on this side of you to guess what has happened to make you so driven and bitter. Now that reminds me...

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter,

"But," Betty said, "my butter's bitter;

If I put the butter in my batter,

It will make my batter bitter;

I need a bit of better butter,

To make my batter better."

So Betty bought a bit of butter,

That was better than her bitter butter,

And she put it in her batter,

So her batter was not bitter;

And 'twas better that Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter

Than the bitter butter that

Betty Bought and it made her batter better.