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According to our resident 'oracle' Mark J Dodds there are a significant number of forum members who are in point of fact, his nemesis Chris Roberts.

As referenced by this url

http://pubtrade.yuku.com/topic/662

Other than the predictable infantile jibes of the mentally unstable Mr Dodds, he propounds that all of the following people are in fact iterations of the dastardly Mr Roberts.

Simon Rawlings

Sam Bailey

James Thursk

James Heaven

Rebecca Thomas

Colin Matlock

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE If you are NOT Chris Roberts, PLEASE say so. This is IMPORTANT !

P.S I would just say the the final picture on that Yuku page is an absolute CRACKER !!
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David Harrison
05/04/2010 14:32:54

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Is Chris Roberts REALLY Chris Roberts?????

Oh my GOD ! Hold the front page !

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Stephen Corbett
05/04/2010 14:54:24

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Roberts – Mark Dodds, J Mark Dodds and err, Mark J Dodds are all abroad taking a well earned break with the family. Unlike you, he has much better things to do with his time.

You have spent the last few days posting incessantly on these forums and it’s clear to all that you are so obviously very ill. Mark is sitting in the sun with a Pina Colada in hand enjoying every minute of his life. I like to think of it as natural justice.

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J Mark Dodds
05/04/2010 15:11:50

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PM as expected:

David Harrison

Resurrrection day.

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sent: 05/04/2010 13:31:29

Ah Doddy, I see that you've now risen again following your crucifixion, hands and feet still a bit sore? The mental issues are all yours old 'fruit', clearly your medication isn't strong enough to prevent you from LYING to everyone about your 'successes'. You are a sad joke but I don't find your ripping off money from people who can ill afford it funny at all. After all of the 'meetings' with 'MPs and Ministers' it does seem rather strange that Mandelson had no idea who Fairpint are.

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Sam Bailey
05/04/2010 15:13:27

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I AM indeed Chris Roberts... although, someone will have to tell me who he is.

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J Mark Dodds
05/04/2010 15:16:15

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I HAVE to disagree because I know, certainly, for sure, without doubt that I AM Chris Roberts. Definitely.

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Stephen Corbett
05/04/2010 15:23:01

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Guys – you’re all miles off the pace because its obvious to all that I’m CHRIS ROBERTS! That’s a fact.

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Stephen Corbett
05/04/2010 15:25:24

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Chris Roberts has posted 74 times on these forums in less than 3 days. In 3 months time if he carries on at the same rate he will find himself here:

http://snipurl.com/v9uwx

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J Mark Dodds
05/04/2010 16:09:17

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Currently managed by The Maudsley Hospital, Camberwell, London SE5. The Institute of Psychiatry is at 19, De Crespigny Park, literally around the bend, sorry, around the corner, from the Maudlsley.

Gimme a break. That must be about 190 times we, Chris Roberts, have posted over the last three days. Great Easter Hols, great conversation.

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David Harrison
05/04/2010 15:49:27

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EXCELLENT stuff but it's a little disappointing that neither you or Corbett are man enough to admit to or apologise for lying and that there's nothing in that PM you could disagree with.

I guess the fact of it is that you really wish you WERE Chris Roberts but you don't have a pin stripe suit, white shirt and cufflinks. How very sad.

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J Mark Dodds
05/04/2010 16:07:08

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This guy is NEVER out of a pin stripe: http://bit.ly/cxE2gi

The cufflinks are a little bigger than normal but they do keep him from hanging himself.

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Ah Mr Doodle, say what you like but as you are painfully aware, I NEVER lie. So you still have no contrition? That's the 'mark' of a piece of slime I guess.

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J Mark Dodds
05/04/2010 16:29:02

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Self evidently 'you' ARE a lie.

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David Harrison
05/04/2010 17:01:44

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Oooooh that hurts ! From someone with your 'track record' of ignoring and warping the truth whenever it suits you do so, in support of your own vested interests, I feel suitably castigated. Even I was a liar, you're still one up on me Doddsy because you cornered the market in crass stupidity.

"Dear Peter ......... "

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David Harrison
06/04/2010 00:32:59

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Well tossers, time to go. It's been fun and I miss you already, particularly Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, just like shooting fish in a barrel.

Anyway, take care, the REAL fun hasn't started yet. :)

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Karl Harrison
06/04/2010 00:37:26

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Chris - if its like 'shooting fish in a barrel' I should tell you that you've taken around 130 shots in just 2 days which is the number of posts you've written. I don't think you've hit any fish although you may have shot yourself in the foot.

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Stephen Docking
06/04/2010 00:56:12

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THANK GOODNESS THE LONG WEEKEND IS OVER!

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UK MASS BEERCOTT
06/04/2010 01:29:59

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Those are words I bet you never thought would leave your lips Stephen!

Let's hope Ewan Turney had a good weekend.....I can't imagine his week will be getting off to a very good start.

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UK MASS BEERCOTT
06/04/2010 01:29:59

Will the REAL Chris Roberts PLEASE stand up?

Those are words I bet you never thought would leave your lips Stephen!

Let's hope Ewan Turney had a good weekend.....I can't imagine his week will be getting off to a very good start.

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