Enterprise: rate of pub failures slowing

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news.ma/ViewArticle?R=84543

Hahaha! Thanks Simon and Ted for a greast larfff - what a good one that is plaeeeease keep it coming! We love rose tinted gardens in Britain don't we. Tending the estate with 1.7mill a month has the desired results and has turned the company round. HARDLY - this does not tie in with what we hear from tenants all over the country. They, of course, the unwashed, live in an alternative reality. But whattehell do tenants know eh Rugger chaps? It's all pink shirts and cufflinks at the top of this industry. WE hoi polloi, plebs and peasants know nowt.

This entire statement whould be regarded with extreme caution. We all know why.

Freefall.