Whyte & Mackay creates celeb whisky blends

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news.ma/ViewArticle?R=83839

I believe this, in marketing speak, is called 'scraping the creative bottom of the whisky barrel'.

Homer Simpson whisky: 'blended carefully from several coarse immature whiskies, its sickly yellow hue, redolent of bottled pee, has an overbearing hint of halitosis guranteed to get the tongue tripping out the tourettes'.