The post below has been pulled from MA twice. So it's back again.


Mr "black is white water flows uphill" Tuppen.

What the final paragraph really should say is:

Blah blah blah blah blah unsubstantiable hot air ah blah blah blah blah the great pub industry Britain's backbone blah blah deep in doodah blah wonderful heritage blah blah blah rosy cheeked purveyors of fine ales blah blah BBPA blah couldn't organise a blah blah blah in a brewery blah blah discredited blah resigned to being tightly held against the ropes blah blah churn not assignment but young maidens now enjoy visits to pubs blah blah what with all the frosted glass going in our new refurbs, we always recommend, anyhow blah downturn blah upside clean out the chaff blah it's a modern industry blah consumer blah blah blah confidence in the rise blah blah blah support packages for my hernia blah blah blah off to Cannes blah blah blah for a week on the yacht investors shareholders blah blah blah rights issue blah blah blah tough times really assignments not so often but it's always trebles all round and cigars blah blah blah never stopped me from getting the job done blah blah blah borrowing debt cheaply never beeen better blah blah blah. Port and lemon. Snowball thank you. G&T ice & slice. Make it a treble won't you?