What was his excuse when he came back from holiday? Did you 'punch' his lights out? Or did he thank you for using your own 'enterprise' and initiative to get things done. It must have been like getting 'blood' from a stone. I bet your BDM was 'thorley missed when he was on holiday?

Ha ha ho ho ho.

I'm stuffed!

thats because you kept tuppen into all that food...

I just Far - Ted

I'm going to split.

Barp!

Oh no I'm getting giles. I mean piles. Theyr'e really thorley. I mean sorely hurting... and I'm going to go to see Jeremy the doctor because they're so full of blood.