Want to run the pub yourself? Partner with Punch Taverns (Enterprise Inns, Admiral Taverns, Star Pubs & Bars, Green King, Marston's and other of a few dozen dodgy white collar run companies operating a 'low cost tied lease entry into the pub trade business model')
Notice all those failed, closed, boarded up pubs all over the country from Land's End to John O'Groats? All those other pubs we haven't closed and sold for alternative use (yet) that have temporary managers keeping them trading while we advertise our wares (you can't spot those ones because they aren't boarded up (yet)).
Well ALL of those pubs are available To Let on generous entry terms. Just prove you can breathe, hold a pen and make a mark (on your bank account) and sign here. You don't HAVE to buy a property - we did that already, we bought them all for around £600K, all of them, all over the country, so we could rent them out to people LIKE YOU!
For as little as £10,000 and up to as much as £150,000 we will let you take on ALL the responsibilities of one of our pubs - all the maintenance, repairs, leaks from ceiling to cellar, and turn it into the business of our dreams (and your nightmares)...
Beer supplied at up to double open market rate - guaranteed!
Rents higher than open market - definitely!
Business support - non existent to negligent - for sure!
Business hindrance - assured!
Total commitment to making partners fail - all part of the package!
YOU pay for everything
We take it all
Heads you win
Tails you lose
Why not give it a go?
We're here to help. We have a load of roadshows ahead with our services and up to 130 suppliers who are eager to help get your business off the ground and into their bank accounts! We are SO confident about your partnership with us going swimmingly WHY! We've even arranged to have Insolvency Experts and debt advisors at all our shows>>>
Roll Up Roll Up Roll UP to the the Punch Taverns Road Show!
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