'BUY NO TIED LEASES'.

From Stephen Slatter:

I might set up an alternative (pub consultancy) agency. 'BUY NO TIED LEASES'.



Short and dimple.
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Short and Dimple

I'd set that up as a delicatessen and cake shop I think\

"Hello is that the 'Buy No Tied Leases Helpline please?'"

'YES'

"Can you give me some advice about the tied pub sector please?"

'YES'

"Should I sign this tied lease?  It seems like a goer?"

'NO'

"Why thank you for your clear spoken plain English approach to advice... How much do I owe you?"

'£25,000.00 - which represents 20% of the savings we have made for you over signing a tied lease for five years. Here are our bank details'

"Thank you. Do you take American Express?"