Ahem. Hello. Hello. Is there anyone out there? Can anyone hear me?
Helloo?
Is there anyone at the Helm of the British Pub Industry?
No?
Oh.
I thought so.
The British Pub Industry is a thing of the past. What's left is a holed,
rotting hulk, occupied by vaporous wraiths concerned if their mortal
remains will go down with the ship when it finally sinks under its own,
rudderless, weight.
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