Your Friendly Fuckwit Local Community Support Warden

Your Friendly Local Community Support Warden, originally uploaded by J Mark Dodds a shadow of my future self.

'What are you doing? Why are you taking photographs of my car and what are you giving me a ticket for? There's absolutely NOTHING at all, anything anywhere around here indicating that its' not legal to park here.'

"This is a Red Route You're parked on a Red Route. You're breaking the law and TFL have told us to look out for people doing exactly what you're doing. Parking on a Red Route. It's £65 if you pay within 14 days. But you can appeal if you want".

'Red Route? How can this possibly be 'Red Route?' Where are the signs indicating that it's illegal to park here, twenty five feet away from the road, behind a row of eighty feet high London planes? I'm not obstructing anything anyone or anywhere near the road. Look around there's NOTHING suggesting that this is a 'Red Route.'

"You're parked on a Red Route you shouldn't be here".

'You've told me that about five times now, you can tell me that a further million times and it still doesn't answer the question: 'Where is there any indication that it's not possible to park here?'

"This is a Red Route"

'You're badge says: 'Community Support Warden'. You shoul dbe ashamed of yourself, you're NOT a 'Community SUPPORT Warden, quite clearly you are a Community HARASSMENT Warden aren't you?'

"You're parked on a Red Route"...

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