"Sunday sermon over. Must be the hour less in bed. The dog didn't understand."

This is one of the loveliest three short sentences I've ever had the pleasure to read.

The boiler's broken down. It's cold, there's no hot water. Thank you Bob for making my day.

"There are no comments on this thread" is posted at the end of every thread on this forum. I like that as well. The machines have a sense of humour.