Friday, April 10, 2009

Put more people in jail. Bring back hanging. Think about bringing in the electric chair or gas chamber as a more humane way of killing offenders - to show how moderate we are. Stop immigration, send the Scots back to where they came from. Make short people sweep the streets and remove graffiti, chewing gum and dried up ice cream from paving in shopping centres. Increase the number of betting and 99p shops and close all 24 off licenses everywhere. Cease all research and development in to space exploration, give every child in the world a psp2. Every household to have a Wi game with a fitness programme. Recommission coal fired power stations while the nuclear programme gets under full swing. Reduce tax on organic ice cream.

No comments:

Post a Comment