I called the OFT but the receptionist put me on hold and came back saying they weren't interested. I called the Competition Commission but they were all on working holiday in America learning about the Free Market. I called the CEOs of all the PuBCos but they were all out on an incentives day with their HR departments. I called the newspapers and the television channels but they couldn't get their heads around it. I called my friends in the trade and they said they were scared their PubCo would kick them out if they batted an eyelid. Then I woke up and it was a new day.